They both saw it at once
Terra saw a giant ball hanging over his backyard. Nova saw a giant ball floating beside her spaceship. Same object, two entirely reasonable conclusions.
TWO CATS · ONE MOON · SOLANA
One Moon. Two cats. Zero sharing.
Terra follows the oldest law on Earth: if it lands near you, it belongs to you. Nova follows a different one: if you can reach it in space, it belongs to you. They noticed the Moon on the same night and jumped for it at exactly the same second.
Orbits completed since the jump
0
Neither cat let go.
They jumped at the same second
No negotiation, no eye contact, no plan. Two cats and one ball is not a situation that goes through committee.
Terra pulled with gravity
Heavy paws, planted firmly, the full weight of a planet behind him. He has been pulling ever since and has not once considered that this might be tiring.
Nova pulled with zero gravity
Nothing to push against and no intention of stopping. Between the two of them the Moon has not been allowed to sit still for a single night since.
ORBIT 1ongoing
LOW EARTH ORBIT · 384,400 KM · NOBODY BLINKING
Two laws. One ball.
Neither cat is evil. They are simply cats, and cats do not share. Both cases are airtight and completely incompatible.
Terra
“If it lands near you, it belongs to you.”
- Build
- Round orange tabby
- Eyes
- Emerald, narrowed
- Equipment
- Blue-and-green gravity collar
- Stance
- Heavy paws, firmly planted
- Expression
- Confident, slightly annoyed
- Jurisdiction
- Everything that lands
Has never lost a staring contest and does not intend to start with a rock.
Nova
“If you can reach it in space, it belongs to you.”
- Build
- Slim silver-white
- Eyes
- Violet, wide
- Equipment
- Small transparent bubble helmet
- Stance
- Floating upside down
- Expression
- Innocent, while clearly stealing
- Jurisdiction
- Everything that orbits
Maintains she is only holding it. She has been only holding it for a very long time.
Pull the Moon.
The only thing we will ever ship. Hold a side to pull, or drag the Moon yourself. Nobody wins — the second one cat gets close the other one yanks it straight back, which is the whole reason it orbits.
GEOSTATIONARY · CONTESTED
LIVE
- Orbits completed0
- Pulls, Terra0
- Pulls, Nova0
- Times shared0
01
The Moon has no opinion. The Moon has never been asked.
- 0 / 0Tax, both ways
- BurntLiquidity, permanently
- RevokedMint authority
- 0Times shared
The one line neither cat controls.
Straight from DexScreener. Unedited, unchoreographed, orbiting entirely on its own.
Waiting on the pool
The chart drops in here the moment DexScreener indexes the pair. Give it a minute after launch.
Follow on XFour steps. Mind the paws.
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Get a wallet
Install Phantom on your browser or phone. Write the seed phrase on real paper and keep it well out of reach of either cat.
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02
Fund it with SOL
Buy SOL anywhere and send it over. Leave a little spare so the network fees get fed too.
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Swap for $PURRBIT
Open pump.fun, paste the contract address from this page — only this page — and swap.
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Pick a cat
Terra or Nova. It changes nothing about the orbit, but it does mean you are now involved.
/ the paperwork
The contract does share.
Standard pump.fun fair launch. Liquidity burned, mint authority revoked, no team bag, no tax on either side of the trade. It is the only part of this arrangement where both parties agreed to the same terms, and that took some doing.
- Network
- Solana
- Ticker
- $PURRBIT
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Tax
- 0% / 0%
- Liquidity
- Burned
- Mint authority
- Revoked
- Claimants
- 2, both certain
- Orbital period
- 27.3 days
- Resolution
- None expected
It ends when
somebody catches it.
There is no plan for that. Nobody has written one, nobody has asked for one, and both cats are far too busy holding on to think about what happens next. So it keeps going round.